Life is Not a Movie

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I am so sorry

thatfunnyblog:

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Ain't it the Truth?
  • Weather forecast: 64 degrees with sunshine.
  • English Person: Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
  • WELSH PERSON: What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
  • SCOTTISH PERSON: WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
  • Texas Person: Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
  • Florida Person: It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING. (Actually we have to go out and BUY some jackets, and good luck finding any!)
  • Tumblr Person: Nice day for blogging.
  • New York State Person: Not sure if warm winter day or cold summer day...
  • Utah Person: Oh my heck, it's gonna snow tomorrow!
  • Alabama Person: Hey, our two weeks' of spring have arrived, isn't that nice?
  • Siberian Person: GLOBAL WARMING IS AFUCKINGPON US. SINCE WHEN DID THE OUTSIDE OF MY HOUSE TURN INTO THE SAHARA? WHAT THE FUUUCK. BREAK OUT THE VODKA BROTHERS, FOR IF WE MELT, WE SHALL MELT DRUNK.
  • Ohio Person: HOLY SHIT IT GOT WARM. TIME FOR SHORTS.
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Summer Goal. I will Win. CHIPOTLE IS MINE. Via JthenR's Comics Vault Zoom

Summer Goal.

I will Win.

CHIPOTLE IS MINE.

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I just finished Mockingjay, and overall I thought the writing was alright.

but this part really hit me,

I miss them all already.

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thedudewithoutlenses: HELP EVERYONE! This is my competitor to #YOLO Lets make it Happen! REBLOG and follow me if you would like! Via Poin-Dexter Zoom

thedudewithoutlenses:

HELP EVERYONE!

This is my competitor to #YOLO

Lets make it Happen! REBLOG

and follow me if you would like!


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Oh My God. Via Tangled! Zoom

Oh

My

God.

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loving-life-loving-disney asked: Hello! :D Thank you so much for following my blog! I'm totally following yours now too, because...well, it's awesome!

make sure you follow the right one

one is clearly better

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Word from the nerd

Why is it that every time you sigh,

I’m here to stop your cry,

But each time I tear up,

you just stare and walk on by.

Honestly, 

I question the relationship I have with some of my friends.

Why should I dish out help and support if you are not going to be there for me?


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